Creepy Chaussures.

Shoes are awesome and for this reason I felt it fitting to create an ode to the humble shoe. Although I use the *Marmite of the poetry family, it is in no way a reflection of my affection for footwear.

Here is my acrostic poem;

Sensitive

Helpful

Obliging

Echoey

Special

Now a poem using the letters of the Spanish word for shoes;

Zazzy (an actual word meaning “shiny or flashy”. Forget about “bling.” Zazzy is the 2.0 upgraded version. It’s “snazzy” on drugs).

Arid

Pungent

Abrasive

Tenacious

Obdurate

Sassy

*Marmite is an edible yeast extract with the visual properties of an industrial lubricant, similar to Vegemite, only shit. Some people enjoy it with porridge. For other tips in the countless ways of incorporating Marmite into your every meal, The Marmite Cookbook is a helpful and enjoyable read.

Sense of this love fest can only be made through a rhyming jingle...obviously.

A few months ago, in Sydney-town,

I spotted a girl, an orange shade of brown.

She was as thin as a pencil, with long golden hair,

Navy knee high socks and a “come hither” stare.

I’d been shopping all day, too many choices to choose,

Hadn’t liked a single thing, ‘til I caught sight of her shoes.

This particular sighting just could not be forgot,

The fact of the matter is I liked them a lot.

So I scoured and searched the depths of the Net,

Soon, fruitless searching was making me fret.

Then I suddenly saw them, cue the lightning flash,

I was so excited, I broke out in a rash.

The embark on a search, inspired by a cool peeper,

Has led to the discovery of the shoe called the Creeper.

TukShoes

I understand why these don't sit well with some people, and there are some seriously fugly Creepers out there. These, however, are couture's answer to Creepers.

Balenciaga

Alexander Wang Creeper Boots

French Decadence.

Wildfox

Vive La France

Loved the past 2 photo shoots by Wildfox, I just wish they also sold those fabulous skirts.

This French inspired shoot reminded me of the amazing costume design of Marie Antoinette. I could watch that movie a million times purely for the apparel and colour of the film.

Chuck Taylor’s were apparently popular in the late 18th century...

Things I Love.

A rainy day, one of 28, seemed a perfect time for finding things I love. Aesthetically pleasing & make me smile.

Aje.

Autumn/Winter 2010

Every piece achieves beauty through simplicity, with small details achieving maximum impact. Love it.

Less is More: The Cake-Face Syndrome’s Cousin.

I've recently become aware of an alarming trend hitting the streets of Sydney, and I will admit, on occasions have found myself a casualty. It’s not Cake-Face Syndrome but I would definitely say they evolved from the same gene pool.

Cake-Face Syndrome’s Cousin: an ailment caused by an overzealous affection for beauty products and the combination of these, often uncomplimentary products, on one’s face in a single application. It may also be induced by the absence of a clear vision of the evenings look causing the sufferer to overcompensate and spiral down the path of no return. Unless one is wearing a helmet or vigilantly remains in the shadows, the affliction is immediately detectable.

It differs from its' cousin in the fact that it is usually inconsistent, affecting the sufferer in a period of brief uncertainty, rendering ones' will weak by an overwhelming choice of beauty products. The only cure is to establish a clear concept and stick to it. A clean dewy or matte finish speaks volumes, whilst a make-up ridden face leaves everyone confused and you not feeling your best.

Matte make-up: Does it even matter?

In the past I have been known to begin with a ‘natural’ aesthetic, applying light browns on the eyelids and bronzer on the cheeks. After a time I grow bored of waiting for my entourage, and of my appearance, and liberally apply liquid eyeliner (think Amy Winehouse type liberal). Soon a friend arrives sporting bright purple eye-shadow and I convince myself it will compliment my ‘natural’ theme smashingly, and by the time someone turns up with watermelon shade lipstick I resemble a toddler who’s taken crayon to the face.

An amazing amount of dew

I know first hand that repeating the mantra 'less is more' is a nice idea but not a long term resolution, in fact I’m yet to discover a cure for extreme fondness of make up products and application. I have however, discovered an adequate antidote. Bobbi Brown Instant Long-Wear Make-Up Remover is to skin what milk is to Oreos…a seriously amazing combination. It is easy on the eyes and has no problem erasing waterproof mascara without smudging it all over your face. The remover is laced with Jojoba oil which is perfect for delicate skin and is great as a moisturiser. This product soothes the eyes, which is ideal for numerous make up removals, and leaves you with a fresh new palette to work with.

A miracle: Bobbi Brown style

Although Bobbi Brown Instant Long-Wear Make-Up Remover wont cure your urges, it is very handy in ensuring no one else finds out about them. If you find yourself reaching for your eyeliner for the fifth time I suggest you look for other telling symptoms and put your make-up remover to good use, afterall, less is more.